Bernie Bros are ranting and raving as Clinton operates from behind a Pizza Hut, offering little girls to men and offering women the jobs of men who get tarred and feathered for being pedos.
It’s another sad day for Bernie Sanders. Kloubuchar and PP Buttgig backed out and endorsed Joe Biden. Sniffy Joe only sniffs white people, and yet the blacks love him for being Obama’s token white boi whilst shadow scraping n fixin’ deals in Ukraine, China, and Kyrgyzstan under the guise of national policy. No wonder they hate Bernie Sanders, they are total money grubbers and wring every ounce of coin out of their government positions, while Bernie wants to legally take your money for the (Insert air quotes) betterment of society.
Joe Biden sits in his office chair with a fresh strand of hair to sniff while he waits for his campaign team to tell him where to go, “And remember Joe, you can sniff your wife at home but no sniffing in public.” This is the kind of news that will send him into a vampiric rage seeking fresh bone marrow to calm his bloodhound wiles, “I’ll sniff eeeveryones daughter if I become president.” Biden screams going super saiyan with the ability to teleport sniffs to the heads of every little girl in the world.
In a world dominated by convulsing Clinton’s
Sniffing Biden’s
Poor old Jewish communists get the short end of the stick. Sorry Bernie, the young millennials love the shit out of you, but the pedagogue of pay-to-play politics that has taken the US won’t allow someone like Bernie to win; Heck, Trump was almost too extreme in his neo-isolationist views for some of his own ilk (Romney apparently wanted more money too. Nothing screams money like John Smith and special under garments).
The DNC saw that Biden still has a chance to clinch enough delegates with others out of the way. Perhaps Warren will take enough of Sanders delegates so Biden can come up the rear. Klubuchar (can anyone spell her name?) should have taken much of Minnesota, being from there, but I reckon the DNC saw that she may have been able to steal delegates from Bernie, but with her out of the way, Biden will get more and so will Bernie (but remember candidates need a threshold and I believe the DNC thinks Biden needs a little extra from Minnesota. I also believe the DNC thinks its voice the gold standard and hope that the endorsements of Biden will be strong enough to turn the tide.
Biden has sacrificed Bernie’s foreskin. He stole it from his rabbi and used it as a Burnt offering. He know has full control over all the actors in the DNC, but Bernie is strong willed and of the chosen people. Bernie just may have the right blood to combat the evil alliance of neo-liberal capitalist whom sell America’s lifeblood to the highest international bidders.
Don’t get me wrong, Bernie would sell of the US too, but in a different fashion. He will be pushed around by every nation, refuse to pull the trigger and Israel will call him names like, “Semitic Uncle Tom” and “Burnt offering Bernie.”
Sanders has no ally except for the SQUAD. A group of America hating weirdos who hate oil, Infidels, but love anyone who wants to dismantle the capitalistic controllers of the US (I kinda agree with that last one).
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