To Win a War you Must Eat Your Own

Trump’s brazen drone strike on Soleimani (Solomon the wise, ha) was an extra-judicial killing misrepresented in America and Iran. A little different than Obama’s trigger finger that that lead to the Wech Baghtu wedding party airstrike, a true mob killing, that sent missiles descending like Adamantine cloaked arch-angles from the aether. Right wingers claim he was a terrorist (some lefties too; Soleimani that is) but further down the road, Christian Americans blame Soleimani’s death on following the wrong prophet, and not actually following God.

 The mob never left, they just migrated. Morality is all about equivocation and the word “morality” is based on the populations care. Decisions of the soul are measured by response. Do I still have my job? Ok great.

CNN reported Soleimani was revered, smart and respected man, but fierce man. They claimed the streets were lined with humble hooded women and visibly weeping men and children. So many kids cried the schools had to be shut down and store owners turned over their open signs to lament in the streets.

Forced store and school closures in Iran were not reported. Threatened citizens that were forced to go to the parade lest they wanted to be subject to the Ayatollahs wrath. Fear God? Nay, fear the man that stones gays and drills holes in children’s legs while other siblings are burned to death. The mother is murdered in nefarious ways and the father is tortured too, but he is made to watch as everyone else is being tortured. That is just one account from a firsthand witness (the father and son who can’t walk because of the holes drilled into his leg) of the Soleimani backed Quds terrorist militia and their reign of terror.

People, according to our media, are more concerned with world peace and would rather we follow Obama or Bush or any other president that sent millions and billions of dollars to Iran for fear of war (and that money was more so laundered to enrich weapons manufactures etc.). State sponsored terror is permissible according to most US news sources—permissible meaning that turning a blind eye to things like Soleimani’s terror will cause the viewers to hate the wrong actors like blaming Trump for killing Soleimani instead of condemning a mass murderer.

          No one cares about state sponsored oppression and money laundering because it takes too long to report. Soleimani was given permission by the Ayatollah, then Soleimani orchestrated where to use force, then he tells a commander where to go and to use standard methods (standard methods a code for torture and murder) and then families are tortured by militia men or mercenaries. Media sources will lose viewers and even more so if they had to explain the dozens of layers that Iran-contra deal used or the current Ukrainian money laundering scheme where Hunter Biden was used to funnel cash at the behest of his dad, Obama the state department etc.

          Look at this Orange man. His hair is silly. He makes fun of people. Asks for the truth. He is like Hitler because he is racist…wrong man. Wrong words.

Jump to What is Perceived as Important

Adderall chased down with Mountain Dew is Trump’s go to (according to my atheist comedian friend). We rarely hang out in person, but we do talk extensively on the phone usually after a few beers usually while I pace in my oak-leaf laden front yard; the reception is terrible and I’m scared the cougar will come back.

A cougar crossed my car one morning on my way to work. I almost hit the predator with my underpowered 2013 ford escape. I looked into its eyes. Black fur under its eyes and a face too large to be cute and a tail too long not to want to pet.

“Did you see Trump’s eyes? They were totally bugged out. Adderall. Definitely Adderall and Mountain Dew.”

“What do you have against Adderall?”

“Nothing. I mean only that I don’t have any.”

“Well I just got home from my grocery store, I could have at least bought some Dew.” My grocery store has employees of a kind: bandana wearing girl with a Frida Kahlo uni-brow, a man who only wears shirts with animal print, a domesticated 6 foot plus young Nordic blonde woman with a perfectly curved ass on display in spandex every shift.  

Soleimani was murdered by Trump. War crimes! Claim the media. Soleimani burning, torturing (probably raping) many villages in Iran, Iraq and his numerous proxy wars/conflicts gets away nearly scotch free in the eyes of the left, but Trump? He is pure evil. The hypocrisy runs thick like Willa Wonka chocolate rivers, just not nearly as easy to ingest (well for the un-woke people).

Wagon Wheels and Twitter posts

Santa cruz 17 highway, previously called “Charlie Mountain,” was revamped in the 1940’s to help log shipments and decrease the number of cholera deaths. Thankfully no more commuters die of Oregon Trail dysentery, most incidents are the result of local drifting through traffic and 10-2 stiffs trying not to crash into them.

Traffic can add over an hour and about 40 minutes on the opposite side; rubber-neckers are like spies and government leakers pressed for action, “Hold up this administration. I think I heard a rumor second hand that be somewhat news worthy.”

The New York Times audible called on British common law to advocate for removing the president. This caused minority leaders in parliament to cheer while the Queen subtly dropped racial slurs after the beauty-royal Megan Markle cucked Prince Henry into relinquishing their royal seats; Hollywood has truly passed royal rank. No more royal breeding between the same or similar races (racial marriages) but onward with statutory rape (rape in general has concentrated high numbers only in Hollywood) and the curtains are pulled over our eyes as men like Epstein continue to thrive and only die (murdered?) when they are caught multiple times.

Don’t forget the other Prince who visited Epstein on his pedo-island where geneticist were consulted for Hollywood’s cancer free clone army that was meant to rise up like Gog and Magog to swiftly take over the damned world. Only an atheist billionaire could accidentally cause Revelations to come true.

Rape, drugs, liberalism and pedophilia is the mark of the NEW ROYALY replacing 17^th century rotten teeth caused by consuming barley ripe fruit by overly ripe aristocrats.

Pedophile jokes for some reason offend Tom Hanks; he couldn’t handle Ricky Gervais poignant and topical jokes at the Golden Globe. Alex Jones was right about elitist-pedophile-rings, but even a broken clock is right twice a day. Poor old Epstein found out that the WWII slogan is true today, “loose lips sink ships;” sadly there are not states that pedophiles own that could be bombed and fought outright. Well once again, besides Hollywood but hat is mainly sexual assault capitol of the world. USA Today claims that 94% of women in Hollywood have been sexually assaulted.

Sadly good jokes fall on deaf ears. Calling out sexual predators only works when its politics. No one cares about large scale issues of Hollywood. Ears and eyes are mainly tuned to masterminding racist views upon the boisterous president. 2^nd amendment rallies have been crazy, well at least one has; Charlottesville neo-Nazi march has somehow been linked to gun rights. Little press reported the 20,000 peaceful Virginians and US gun owners who flocked to the capitol to show the size of their guns.

The notion that only whites can be racist (a belief held by every democratic presidential candidate and every liberal news media) was at the core of news reporting before the 2^nd amendment rally; not all gun owners are racist, but all racists are white and won guns. Talking heads used Revelations end of times like quotes only to be let down. Black face Liberal governor Northam get a pass because he hates guns and himself, but pictures from the rally showing a Private Pile looking white man showing of his pew-pew with a black man in a “Black Guns Matter” t-shirt did not fit the narrative CNN and Northam were hoping for.

In the face of PC culture, one side abdicates for chaos caused by the other side so righteousness can be claimed. A society hell-bent on violence perpetrated by the “others” leaves all America ready to get a video with their phone, a tattletale nation where spies and leakers are martyrs and the men and women wanting freedom are either racist or stupid.

          The school I work at was having a State of the Union night with free pizza and soda for the kids. I’m sure the one kid who often wears a bubblegum pink colored Trump hat attended. I had other things in mind. Pho. I went to get Pho with my brother.

          “Tell me a story.” A mom said to her 8 year old daughter.

“I farted.” The daughter replied or joked or warned.

Such behavior is not as chilish as it may seem. I watched to State of the Union at home and Trump’s dismissal to shake Nancy Pelosi’s hand didn’t seem pointed considering he didn’t shake Mike Pence’s either. Plus Trump likes to pull people in as he shakes hands, there was no way he would shake her nad while she was a foot above him on a terraced platform. I’m sure Trump is well aware of high ground advantages.

I still had Pho burps an hour after my meal and for some reason I needed another beer when I got home (well a cider. My brother still pretends to have a gluten allergy). The Pho place I go to always forgets to bring me my beer before the appetizers arrive and I always have to remind them.

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The next morning I listened to the New York Times, but to my surprise (heavy sarcasm) the coverage was not favorable for President Trump. The handshake was mentioned, as was Nancy Pelosi constantly shaking her head, refusal to clap or stand and Pelosi’s dramatically controlled and deliberate ripping of Trump’s printed speech. NY Times didn’t even make a tantrum joke nor did they mention Trump’s admittance that Pelosi’s body is a 9 (SNL joke).

Pelosi held the printed speech to make sure the camera saw her rip it up. I remember taking an American Political Development course at UCSD and my professor, Dr. X, had a great quote about how the US quickly got rid of political violence that lead to political jousting and competition. 10 paces and political murders became a thing of the past.

Politics was still heated, but the culture was no longer violent. To this day it is not violent, but in the lost age of respect where your name was sacred and besmirching someone’s integrity was very offensive, political actors act more than speak the truth. Holding up a faux severed head of the president only warrants a slap on the wrist or screaming “F**k Trump” is considered as eloquent as using “whom” properly. Trying to change the constriction so the US can have a vote of no confidence like the malleable limp wristed English is now the tactics of finding impeachment.

Pelosi tried to incorporate British common law to allow for the removal of a president, one of the things James Madison specifically argued against, and won, during the drafting of the Constriction. Last time British common law set precedent, it amended the constitution in the United States vs Wong Kim Ark. All those born in British territory became citizens; this was adopted here in the US, sans diplomat’s children in both countries. The Logic is lost; England, an island, needed as many bodies for its armies as possible.

Black unemployment at its lowest. Black employment its highest, Asian, and Latino employment at its highest. Not one mention of the statistical facts in the morning NY Times, nor did they mention female employment is at a record high under Trump. Benefit is best brought with diminishing the width of the opportunity gap which then can lower the power and wage gap.

Trump awarded the Medal of Freedom to the terminally ill Rush Limbaugh; dying of horrible lung cancer. He seemed as surprised as Pelosi who had to rip up her speech to make kindling for a later voodoo ritual using some of Trumps golden wispy locks.

Rush nearly fainted, covering his mouth and knowing he will die and go down in history with a medal comparable to Beowulf-ian fame; a medal as memorable as the largest burial mound.

Pelosi disgust wasn’t just directed at a dying conservative memorialized, but at the heartwarming story of a 21 week old premature birth that survived and was at the speech (she was two at the time of the speech). Anti-abortion now pisses off women on the left so much they have to ban Mother Theresa quotes off twitter (well suppress not ban).

“Four more years! Four more years!” was chatted a couple of times like Trump was back guest starring at WWE with Vince McMahon. I was waiting for Trump to slap Pence’s hand and have the VP throw Pelosi onto Trumps MASSIVE awaiting hands and deliver a tag-team top rope slam combination.

Fortunately violence is no longer part of political discussions (sans antifa), but a little choreographed fight sequences could spruce up politics a bit.

Trump started this speech boasting his record numbers, and there were many, but he came to a more somber tone and topic of terrorism, illegal alien crime and abortion. I have yet to finish the 78 minute long State of the Union, but I will on my lunch break. Another ham sandwich, bell pepper, chips and a pickle.

Make sure to wash down your hatred with pickle juice, vinegar is good for the gut, and always be grateful for American Exceptionalism. We should be proud and should always fight for the betterment and never wish ill on any administration, no matter if we disagree.

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— Oscar Wilde.

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