BRAD PITT:
Wow. Thank you, this is incredible, really incredible. Thank you to the Academy for this honor of honors. They told me I only have 45 seconds up here, which is 45 seconds more than the Senate gave John Bolton this week. I’m thinking maybe Quentin does a movie about it, in the end the adults do the right thing.
Brad Pitt calls an Oscar the “honor of honors.” I couldn’t agree any less. America has the most thriving movie industry in terms of numbers, but just because we sell the most has no bearing on the industry as a whole. Bradd Pitt (same problem I have with Chriss Pratt) may only have 45 seconds to speak, but he had to throw in a political dig that half the nation is wrong about.
He is angry Bolton didn’t get to be called into the trial, but neither did Hunter Biden, nor Eric Ciaramella (the leaker). Lets just allow Hollywood, the media, to forgo facts like how Trump’s call did not mention a “quid pro quo” and the Ukrainian officials did not even know there was a hold on the aid until a month later.
The lost 1.8 million dollars that Ukraine ‘lost’ in 2016 wasn’t a concern then, and now the the media glosses over the fact that the IMF was also withholding almost 4 billion in aid to Ukraine in 2019…Whaaat? Should the IMF be impeached too? Oh no, they were waiting for a “corroborating event” which turned out to be a seizure of PravatBank (the bank where that 1.8 million disappeared) and then the IMF handed over the 4 billion (Trump waited until after that event to release the aid as well). So even the IMF was concerned about the Biden’s and Kolamoisky (not directly stated, bu the IMF raided the same bank that Biden and the Obama administration trusted 4 years ago…).
Brad Pitt loves himself so much, he risked it all too bad mouth Trump (and not the person he would actually like to hate). He actually had 3 kids with Angelina and adopted the rest. Nothing more selfless than adopting kids from poor countries and then showing them off to the world like a charity one founded. Rumor is Brad doesn’t see his kids anymore, and he has taken more to the life style of Hollywood. He cashed in his brownie point and now it’s time for him to point some brownies aka fuck some ladies in the ass (to quote East Bound and Down).
I can see Angelina Jolie walking the slums of Cambodia dressed in black and white with a cigarette holder a la Cruella de Vil looking for the pick of the litter and having to hold back on buying them all. Like an inverted slave trade, rich whites buy poor kids of any race other than their own to boost their social economic score (the riches labor). Flouting her young inverted slaves, the limitations are nothing and these kids get to live life to the fullest and enjoy the best cocaine, molly and Ivy League schools. Nothing says social messiah like adopting kids of another race and letting them get hopped up in Adderall and getting full rides to Yale.
Pitt must have needed a life change. I mean most couples, after a few kids, if the wife still wants children, she becomes a cat lady. For her partner this can be good or bad. Having 4 cats scratch up everything and all the awkward photos and Christmas cards filled with soft ragdoll cats can be off putting to a man; even testosterone lowering; However, a wife that decides to adopted four kids and have three biological kids as well is a hell worse than Dante could have ever imagined.
I am married to a cat lady…but instead of cats she buys Cambodian strays and pretends like they are her own. Poor Brad can’t hate his wife, lest he wanted to look like a terrible man that hates a philanthropic Jolie who literally gives extravagant lives to lesser endowed children born into shit covered sidewalks. So Brad must hate someone and who safer than hating Trump. Working in academia, I can say if I chose to vocally hate Trump, I’m pretty sure I would have staff members throwing their panties down to bring me in and make me lick their boots. Nothing easier to a woman than a man who clips his own nuts.
Pitt is still in the mindset of Once Upon a Time where his character beat up Bruce Lee. After falling from a jump kick, old Pitt picked up 125lbs Bruce Lee and chucked him into a car. Take the easy fight that will make you feel good. Pitt was an animal in this movie; a wife killer, war hero, stunt man and also he never gave his fucking opinion. Nowhere in the movie does Pitt’s character babble like a fool and claim to be a political genius.
His character was so far from the actual actor, and we give credence to Pitt for acting, but no where do we stop and say, “Hey, Pitt’s character “Cliff” is flawed but amazing just like Pitt. So we should make sure to separate Pitt’s acting abilities from his unoriginal and unimportant political opinions.
Wrong Words 